Grand Theft Auto VR Cosplay Porn Parody


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Cast of VR Cosplay Porn parody of Grand Theft Auto. Three strippers at a bar in bikinis, g-strings, tights.

The VRCosplayX parody of video game Grand Theft Auto opens with me in the driver’s seat. Normally, when someone says that, they’re using it idiomatically—yes, I’m educated. In this case, I’m being literal. That’s exactly how this VR porn scene opens. I’m behind the wheel of an Audi with my left hand on the wheel, and my right hand holding a smartphone. There’s the holograph of a GPS displayed on the windshield, too.

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I’m not sure where we are on the Real Reel. I see palm trees, and it feels like we’re on the coast, but there is too little traffic for that to be anywhere in Los Angeles. So for the 90 seconds I’m driving this Audi—I’m hoping it’s an A8—I surrender to the Virtual Reality, that I am tearing through the streets of Los Santos.

actually the porn star playing A DJ on the radio announces that he’s going to play a song by Susy Gala. Susy is Catalina in this Grand Theft Auto VR porn parody, and the name of her song is My Pussy is On Fire. That is not a joke. She really wrote this song. You can see our VR Porn mistress sing on her video on YouTube.

And to hear the whole song, you really do have to go to YouTube, because in this VR Cosplay porn video, the song is cut short by a phone call.

“Hey man,” the voice says. “Got a job for you. Pick up some snow for me.”

The scene fades, and I’m transported to a very authentic-looking GTA strip club. It’s pretty empty, but full where you want it to be. Meaning there are two lingerie-clad girls dancing by the bar.

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After a few seconds, the brunette approaches. I’m seated on a couch, wearing blue jeans and a white t-shirt. She wraps herself around the stripper pole stretching to the ceiling a few feet in front of me. The blonde, all the while, still dancing in the distance.

Susy Gala as Grand Theft Auto's Catalina, sits in bar, wearing leather jacket, tights, bra, brandishing pistolAs someone who has never spent much time in strip clubs, I really enjoy the attention. The brunette stripper retires to a couch at 10 o’clock as the blonde steps toward. I’m confused at first; she doesn’t really dance. She doesn’t really strip, either. She’s the connection, taking bindles of cocaine out of her red, sparking bikini top, her matching bottom, one at a time, tossing them on my lap. I don’t know how we’re going to ride the rails in virtual reality, but I’m amenable. I like cocaine. The couple of times I partook, I really really dug it. Unfortunately, I have very few friends. No way to get my hands on any, except at the occasional party. I’m rarely invited to those because I have very few friends.

Set of VR cosplay porn parody of Grand Theft Auto, Susy Gala poses on bar top, back to camera, silhouetteStill, my interest is piqued. And I’m wondering how it’s all going to go down when the sound of heels smacking the parquet floor with purpose begins assaulting my ears. It’s Catalina. Long black hair. Tight black tights. A shining black bra, and black leather jacket. The heels are black, too.

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“What the fuck,” she snaps, picking up the bat I keep around for emergencies. The blonde steps aside. Naturally, I’m sensible. I apologize. Naturally, she’s irate. She doesn’t believe me. She thinks I’m here for a threesome with the two strippers. Catalina’s wrong, but I can’t tell her the truth, either. She’s calmed enough—or horny enough—that she casts aside the Louisville Slugger, and takes off her jacket. The music turns back on. She turns her back on me in begins to dance. Her tights are sheer enough that I can see the outline of her G-string.

Barroom set of VR cosplay porn parody shoot of Grand Theft Auto. Catalina poses nude on bar.She teases me, getting closer, making like she’s going to give me a lap dance, but after a pelvic thrust, she retreats to the stripper pole. The two strippers are in the back of the room, an audience, watching and dancing. Catalina isn’t done with me yet. She shows me that ass again, lifting her right leg, alighting her stiletto heel on my right thigh. The dance is soon in full swing. She spins around, plays with her tits, slaps my hand away every time I grab some of that ass.

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Finally, realizing she’s been punishing me long enough, Catalina sits squarely on my crotch, grinds a moment, than rises again, but this time to peel off her tights. Jesus, that is one glorious, gravity-defying ass. She crouches in front of me, gyrating, ensuring I’ve noticed her tits. I have, though they have not yet escaped the top keeping her nipples hidden. Standing back up, returning to the pole, the blonde stripper joins her, dancing and caressing her ass and breasts, all the things she’s not letting me do yet.

Each of them straddles one of my knees, and I notice that my eyes, fixed on herVR Cosplay Porn star Susy Gala plays Grand Theft Auto's Catalina in this VRCosplayX porn parody. lower-half, hadn’t noticed that her hard, right nipple had nudged itself free. The They begin kissing one another with open mouths, their bodies still keeping pace with the music. Their hands explore. One another’s breasts, bellies, pussy. Consciously or unconsciously, or maybe only for support, Catalina palms my crotch with her left hand.

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Then they retreat to the pole again. Dancing. Holding hands. My hand on the Virtual Reel begins rubbing my crotch. I don’t see this a lot in VR porn movies, so I can’t resist performing a parallel action. I reach down between my legs, and rub my pussy in the same way. As I’m beginning to get into it, I see my hand rise up and grab Catalina’s ass again. And again, it’s pushed away. Then the blonde suddenly walks off, toward the back of the room, and Catalina leans in front of me and, in Spanish, suggests we go to a more private area of the bar.

VR porn shoot of Grand Theft Auto cosplay parody. Barroom lit orange. Catalina sucking on ice cube like it is a cock.I’m seated on another couch now. The stripper pole is gone, and the strippers along with it. Up against the wall are a couple of electric guitars. Catalina stands before me in her bikini top and bottom. She holds an ice cube in her hand, and is rubbing it along and between her breasts. Does this mean I am forgiven? Impossible to say. There’s a reason she holds the GTA record for most kills.

The ice cube makes her breasts glisten. The team at VRCosplayX have lit the room brilliantly. The bar feels like a warm, seductive fire. And since this is a VR porn movie, those tits scream. They scream TOUCH ME, KISS ME, FUCK ME. Catalina is cool as a cucumber. She even sucks the block of ice off like it’s a cock before tossing it back in the ice bucket on the table behind her. Turning back to me, she unzips my fly and begins sucking my cock. I’m not getting hard fast enough, so she switches to a hand job for a little while. Then back to a BJ. What is it about this psychotic criminal?

Grand Theft Auto VR cosplay porn parody. Catalina sucks cock and stars at cameraEverything she does, every movement she makes, every gesture. It’s all so lurid, as if every move she makes radiates out from her thighs. She gives me a titty fuck, then, finally, and slowly, removes her top, and her tits, are as perfectly rounded as expected. Even though they’re clearly fake, they suit her body perfectly. The titty fucking continues, and I’m still not getting as hard as she’d like. Maybe it’s the fear. Fear that if I don’t get hard, she’ll kill me, like she has so many others. She stretches across my body, leaning in close. That’s VR porn for you. So close I pucker my lips, and on the Real Reel, I’m beginning to warm, feeling the heat beginning to descend and ascend from all body parts to the place where my pant legs meet. My hands reach out and cup the back of her head, forcing her to give me a deep throat. Catalina likes it a little rough. She responds by pulling off my jeans, continuing to suck that cock.

Grand Theft Auto VR porn parody scene in Los Santos bar. Catalina deep throat's 1st person POV cockI’m definitely thick and rigid as a bone now. Catalina hops on board, swallowing me, so my cock is blindly exploring her tight hole. In the cowgirl position, her breathing is loud and ragged, pushing out between her teeth. Her back arches and she swoops in so her left breast is on my own lips. I feel my tongue stretching out to flick her hard nipple, and my hands cup her ass, pulling her in closer, as she supports herself by pressing her own hands down on my chest.

A cool thing happens when she rises, turns around and switches to reverse cowgirl. Catalina flips her hair back, and I swear I can feel the breeze of it in the Real Reel, smell its mix of conditioner and cigarette smoke. This position gives me a great VR porn view of her ass, and I can’t resist reaching out and grabbing those hips as she moves up and down, grinding away on my cock. She’s moving with such passion and determination, I swear I hear the couch moving on the floor.

Brid's eye view of nude Catalina played by Susy Gala in VR Cosplay Porn parody of Grand Theft Auto. She is nude, being fucked, looking up at camera.I think I’m about to come, but the bitch senses this. She abruptly rises to her feet, walks away, and looking over her shoulder, urging me to stand up as she grabs a metal bridge chair. What’s she up to, I wonder, getting to my feet. She places the chair squarely in front of me, and places her right knee on it, then backs up into my cock, her left foot on the floor, providing her the leverage she needs. It’s an awesome view, a fantastic feeling. I reach out and cup her left shoulder. I simultaneously want to feel her body closer to mine, but she needs to be free to drive my cock in and out of her wet pussy.

GTA vr cosplay porn parody. Dimly lit barroom. Nude Catalina fucking in cowgirl position with mouth ajarThis Catalina has a beautiful back. The shadow of her spine is like a snake, and that image, for some reason is getting me really turned on in the Real Reel. I’ve got my hand in my sweatpants, beneath my panties, and I’m working away, at a pace that matches that ass’s movement in and out. But I want to fuck her and see her face at the same time, so we change positions again. I turn her around, stretch her out on the couch, and balance her on my knees, pushing in and out. Her labia is slick, as my cock pushes in, and pulls out, over and over. And I’ve now lifted my legs up on my desk at home, my calves kissing the cool desktop, giving me better access to my cunt that is wet and warm and hungry.

Bird's eye view of Game of Throne's Catalina covered in sperm on set of GTA vr cosplay porn parodyAnd I’m getting real close now. I grab her hips, ensuring I can get my cock as up in there as humanly possible. She falls back, stretched out on the couch, staring up at the ceiling, and I’m starting to moan and breathe heavier here in my room. Keeping pace with the fucking in this virtual reality porn movie is getting harder. They’re going so fast. But I think I’m matching them pretty well. And then it happens. The dénouement. All the heat drains from every other part of my body, every limb, and I begin to come. Catalina pulls my cock from her pussy, and we both stare down at white sperm squirting out of the tip, onto her belly button, along her navel. She slips her index finger into her mouth and smiles. Another kill. Indeed.
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I’m going to have to say that this was the least exciting VR Cosplay Porn parody I’ve seen thus far. VR Cosplay GTA got me off the least, and it didn’t seem like the two participants really connected as much as they could. Of course, because it’s VR porn, and the tech makes everything so visceral and in-your-face, I still came, and I came hard. And there was plenty of cool effects in this VR porn movie, not the least of which was the first scene, driving around Los Santos!

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